"I'm sorry... I must have blood in my ear! I thought I just heard that you were stupid enough to let the colt get grapped out of your thick, clumsy, idiotic hands! Fantastic!!!"
If there are one or more people on your friends list who make your world a better place just because they exist, and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the Internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.